Fuzzy Wuzzy was a terrier
Fuzzy Wuzzy couldn't be hairer.

Fuzzy Wuzzy lost his crop
In a North Pole Barber Shop.

Fuzzy Wuzzy
Wasn't very Fuzzy was he?

But don't Despair
For Fuzzy Wuzzy can really grow Hair.

with thanks to Dave Tygart & WT Pel
and
All of the Fuzzy Wuzzy Lyricists